Ever walked slowly behind a guy in sweatpants? Ever eyeballed those ladz just to check if they went commando this time? I rest my case.
Friday is for all those gay ladz, scally fetishists, chav chasers, gabbers and sneaker boys out there.
So tuck your tracksuit into your white socks, throw on some dirty sneakers, perhaps a cap or a hoodie and show it all off at your local gay pub.
And you know what? The more budget sportswear chic the better!
The sweaty fun continues later at KING KONG Sthlm